A stupid joke

[thanks to my sister-in-law, Cheryl Robson]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused , Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, ‘There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.’

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. ‘I mean, what in the world is this?’




(prepare to groan at this point…..)




The bank manager looks back at her and says…

‘It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.’

Published in: on September 21, 2009 at 10:33 pm  Comments (1)  
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Joke of the day

With compliments to the Prairie Home Companion web site, and apologies to sopranos everywhere:

Why do you have to open the door when a soprano comes home? Because she can’t find the key and she doesn’t know when to come in anyway.

Published in: on July 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm  Leave a Comment  
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A Singer joke

A singer joke:

A baritone comes home unexpectedly and finds his wife in bed with a tenor. He feebly says to the tenor, “What the hell are you doing?” The tenor replies, “Oh, Alfredo at the Met, Rudolph in Vienna, Hoffman at the Garden.”

[riotous laughter ensues]

Published in: on August 29, 2006 at 2:51 pm  Leave a Comment  
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